{"id":715,"date":"2013-06-23T01:37:08","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T01:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/?p=715"},"modified":"2013-08-07T01:38:01","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T01:38:01","slug":"kalau-sudah-gede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/?p=715","title":{"rendered":"Kalau sudah gede &hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dulu cita-cita anak-anak adalah \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ingin jadi polisi<\/p>\n<p>Ingin jadi dokter<\/p>\n<p>Ingin jadi pegawai bank<\/p>\n<p>Ingin jadi \u2026..<\/p>\n<p>Sekarang ?<\/p>\n<p>Ingin jadi eksmud \u2026 bos \u2026 orang gede :)<\/p>\n<p>Kalau aku udah gede, aku mau jadi eksmud, mau jadi bos<br \/>\nSetiap hari ngomong nyampur bahasa inggris<br \/>\nTiap jumat pulang kantor nongkorong bareng sesama eksmud ngomongin proyek besar, biar kelihatan sukses, suaranya agak digedein biar terdengar sama cewe sebelah<br \/>\nKalau weekend, sarapan di cafe sama sambil laptop-an pesan kopi seharga 40ribuan minumnya pelan-pelan biar tahan sampai siang demi wifi gratis<br \/>\nKalau tanggal tua pagi siang malam makannya mie instant<br \/>\nKalau mau nelpon bisanya cuma miskol<br \/>\nJadi orang gede menyenangkan tapi susah dijalanin<\/p>\n<div id=\"scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:e52b4c13-f20e-477e-bad7-e97f5f2b867f\" class=\"wlWriterEditableSmartContent\" style=\"float: none; margin: 0px; display: inline; padding: 0px;\">\n<div><object width=\"448\" height=\"252\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KuRsH2Pfw2o?hl=en&amp;hd=1\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Kalo aku dah gede, aku pingin kerja di multi national company<br \/>\nAku mau kerja di gedung tinggi<br \/>\nNgomong english tiap hari<br \/>\nRambut klimis sepatu mengkilat kaya orang penting<br \/>\nTapi, ngerjain kerjaan yang kurang penting<br \/>\nJadi tukang fotocopy<br \/>\nBawain laptop<br \/>\nBeres-beres kertas<br \/>\nGak masalah kerja 15 jam sehari<br \/>\nTidur cuma 5 jam sehari<br \/>\nMasalahnya, gaji cuma tahan sampe tanggal 15<br \/>\nUntung di warteg bisa makan dulu bayar belakangan<br \/>\nTapi sayang gak berlaku untuk beli pulsa<br \/>\nJadi orang gede menyenangkan<br \/>\nTapi susah di jalanin<\/p>\n<div id=\"scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:b103d786-ead4-4073-b53c-573489e57b3a\" class=\"wlWriterEditableSmartContent\" style=\"float: none; margin: 0px; display: inline; padding: 0px;\">\n<div><object width=\"448\" height=\"252\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zYFpq8hXjIU?hl=en&amp;hd=1\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dulu cita-cita anak-anak adalah \u2026 Ingin jadi polisi Ingin jadi dokter Ingin jadi pegawai bank Ingin jadi \u2026.. Sekarang ? Ingin jadi eksmud \u2026 bos \u2026 orang gede :) Kalau aku udah gede, aku mau jadi eksmud, mau jadi bos&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":738,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[74],"tags":[71,72],"class_list":["post-715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hoax","tag-iklan-tri","tag-tri-indie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Capture.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1sNAL-bx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":740,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions\/740"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rezafaisal.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}